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/ High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses \
| nine through twenty seven: |
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| Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the |
| Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, |
| Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it |
| smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord |
| did grin, and the people did feast upon the |
| lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and |
| breakfast cereals, and lima bean- |
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| High Priest: Skip a bit, brother. |
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| Bro. Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying: |
| "First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then |
| shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. |
| *Three* shall be the number of the counting, |
| and the number of the counting shall be three. |
| *Four* shalt thou not count, and neither count |
| thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to |
| three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number |
| three, being the third number be reached, then |
| lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy |
| foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall |
| snuff it. Amen. |
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| All: Amen. |
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| -- Monty Python, "The Holy Hand Grenade" /
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